Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
We all love this woman.
Let’s not phrase it as ‘remember her’ because I scrolled down in a panic thinking we had lost Julie Andrews.
- Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
- Asexual: I don't like sex.
- Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.
- grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
- me: *takes a swig of vodka*
- me: *lights up cuban cigar*
- me: *gazes out the window*
- me: my otp will never be canon
- *roll credits*